Friday, March 8, 2019

Celtic multiverse Presents "The Dis Ballad of Loungelot"

The Dis Ballad of Loungelot
This is a fan made parody of Phantom of the Bwahpera” by Cristina Nava and Grant Kirkhope

Blazing Dragons © Terry Jones
Kamen Rider Killbas © Toei
Phantom of Bwahpera © Nintendo and Ubisoft
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A green version of Kamen Rider Killbas has Kidnapped Flicker and Flame, preparing to have them wed in order to ruin Camelhot's succession with scandal. He challenges Loungelot for a chance to stop this. Just now he reveals Flicker and Flame, each are dressed for a wedding and are webbed up and gagged. A Blizzard Smash is the priest and is doing it's best to fulfill his role but Loungelot was discovered and Killbas starts to sing from the shadows

ACT I (GREEN KILLBAS sings from the shadows) 
Green Killbas: 
Orah... Hum...ah-ehm
Oraaaah-Orah-Orah OraaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ouah Ahem-har...
(Turns to Loungelot)
Humph!
You think yours is a real moustache?
(appears from the shadows)
Who's done Flicker a thousand wrongs
Ever since episode one?
Running from every fight
Despite his plumb-shaped body type!
Who's gonna run in fear
While screaming 'Help Me Flickeeerrrr'?
Who leaves Flame gray and grim?
(shows Griddle’s picture)
Oh, what does Griddle see in him?
(throws it away)
LOUNGELOT!
(gets in his face)
With great joy in my webs
Each time I watch episode twelve!
You're first and doing so well
But here comes the Giant Hare! Ha ha ha!
(throws a stuffed rabbit at Loungelot)
(guestures to Flicker and Flame still tied up)
And now Squire and his bride 
Are about to finally tie the knot!
Just let me catch my breath
(draws drill sword)
Then I'll 'High spin' you to death!
(Rushes Loungelot)



ACT II (Blaze and Grease rescues Flicker and Flame) (Green Killbas is not happy.)
(To Flicker, and Flame)
Who do you think you are?
You shouldn’t kneel, You’re the STARS!
(to Blaze)
And you’re nothing but a parody
I found you a good role in the monarchy!(Burraahhh)
(to Alfire and the build riders)
Alright Let’s-a go!
The only way you know!
(pulls weapons out)
Your squire has touched your princess’s HEART
And I refuse to let you pull them APAAAAART!
(summons smash)
You think you’ll crash this ceremony lord?
I’ll send you all to the Recovery ward!
(points to Loungelot)
You’re so NOT worth the hassle!
Your Delores is in another castle!
(back to Allfire and Build riders)
Your squire won’t save you time...
This is where the king will test his might! 
(both parties prepare for a fight)